Sport Spy

How do i become a spy?
Hey, im 14 and i really want to become a spy. hopefully at this age.
but i think im a little young to become a spy.
in about 5 weeks i have to choose work experience for my GCSES so what would help me to become a spy if i do work experience?
i was thinking airsoft shops or shooting range man or something. i got good results in my coursework so far and tests and also i am good at sport and i do alot of computer programming and i have been doing karate . so i think i could test to be a spy but sinse they are secret i dont know how to contact them?
i know this sound retarded but i seriously want to be a spy. or shoot people. i had scoped rifle training and i have been in the cadets.
P.S i know it sounds like im bragging but i just want you to know i am able to be a spy or there is no point in answering.
if you are american, here is my advice:
1. DO NOT BREAK ANY LAWS FROM NOW UNTIL THE DAY YOU GET YOUR JOB AS A SPY(the FBI and CIA do full backround checks and heavy investigations on potential employees. they might even reject people for petty crimes in your criminal history)
2. when you are 17, go to the police department and become an auxilliary(vonlunteer) officer.
3. It will be easier to get a job in CIA or FBI if you join the military. some branches of military can even offer you a direct plan for joining the FBI depending on the job you get in the military
4. you can only get a good job in the military if you score well on the ASVAB. so make sure you always get good grades and be as intelligent as you can be (hence they call CIA “Intelligence” agency. you gotta be intelligent to be a spy)
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